"I'm a little relieved."
"Why?"
"Well, I thought it would be something worse."
"Worse than the total agony of being in love?"
" . . . no, no, you're right . . . total agony"
-Love Actually


"I'd like to think that despite all this, we can be friends"
"Sure. If you ever get a soul. Or if I get a lobotomy."
-Profit