Bad Jokes

At lunch we had a discussion ABOUT bad jokes. Which led to the telling of many bad jokes. And I don't mean bad like, "What do you call a fish with no eyes - a fsh." (By the way, that joke actually makes people laugh if you do the sound effect right) I mean bad jokes like the offensive ones. So if you're easily offended, STOP READING NOW.

First we started with dead baby jokes.

What's red & yellow & squirming on the floor?
An inside out baby.

What's green & blue & at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.

What's green & blue & floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with slashed baby.

What's worse than finding 100 dead babies in a dumpster?
Finding one dead baby in 100 dumpsters.

What's red & white & at the top of a flagpole?
A baby that got shot out of a snow-blower.

How many babies does it take to paint a room?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's red & silver & running through the walls?
A baby with forks stuck in it. (WTF?)

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What do you get a dead baby for Christmas?
A dead puppy.

And it went on like that. He just rattled them off. Then there were the racist jokes

What do you call 30 white men running down a hill? An avalanche.
What do you call 30 black men running down a hill? A mudslide.
What do you call 30 Mexican men running down a hill? A jail break.

Copper wire was invented by two jews fighting over a penny.

And more in that vein as well . . . then I decided to tell my joke that I'm never proud to tell, but that makes me chuckle every time without fail . . .

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.